British Micropenis Association Stag T-Shirt

Every Inch Matters.

Proudly representing the nation's most exclusive club. The British Micropenis Association T-shirt features a bold Union Jack UK map graphic and the immortal tagline — Every inch matters. Custom printed in the UK by maxeD-uP, this is the stag do tee that guarantees a reaction from everyone in the room. Wear it with pride. Wear it with confidence. Wear it knowing full well what you've signed up for.

Why You'll Love It

✔ Bold Union Jack UK map graphic with iconic stag do slogan
✔ Premium quality T-shirt fabric
✔ Custom printed in the UK by maxeD-uP
✔ Perfect for the lad who can take a joke (and dish one out)
✔ Available in multiple colours and sizes
✔ Durable, long-lasting print finish

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